das-uberchicken:

ineloquentformalities:

versacekardashian:

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

THE OUTFITS!


suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: queensamwise)


spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero


heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.


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Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

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youmeandmilktea said: What if thranduil brought his lady friend home to his daddy and his daddy shows her baby thranduil butt pics

pk-buttcheeks:

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you’ll learn once u have a son of your own, thranduil

(THANK U SO MUCH FOR THIS ONE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS)


zaytanlucifer:

do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties


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